Dry Hump …………..Or Not To Dry Hump That Is The Question ?

Dry Hump …………..Or Not To Dry Hump That Is The Question ?

Shakespeare’s soliloquy read ‘To Be Or Not To Be……..’

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover’d country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. – Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember’d.

Scene from Hamlet Act 3 , scene 1.

Below within the gallery , I’ll place a selection of delectable and luscious females. And I’ll then leave it up to you to tell me which of them if any you’d prefer to have sex with. Don’t feel restricted in thinking you only have one choice . Because if you want to , you can pick them all , as is your wants or needs as the case may be.

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In order to view each of the pictures up close just click on them individually for a much closer view.

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“Ballers” would no doubt like to ‘ball’ Melyssa Ford don’t you think ?

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Added for my buddy sportschump who seemingly gets sexually aroused by Sofia Vergara. And I can understand his reasons why ! I’m not worried about the language barrier but man she’s smokin’ hot and so is her body !

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Alan Parkins aka tophatal …………………..

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6 thoughts on “Dry Hump …………..Or Not To Dry Hump That Is The Question ?

    1. al clements

      It’s good to know that there’s plenty of ‘lead’ in the pencil to a hell of lot more than taking notes . LOL,LOL,LOL !!!

      Alan Parkins

  1. Not wanting to be accused of robbing the cradle, I will settle for a menage a’ trois with Cheryl and Christie.

    au revoir mon ami.

    1. aero

      As I stated in the piece you can have as many choices as you want. And I’m not about to question anyone’s choices as this is all being done in fun.

      I’d ‘tap’ both Cheryl and Christie at the drop of a hat !

      Alan Parkins

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